- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Yo Mama just died.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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