- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

whats long and black? a baton

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Santa isn't real

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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