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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator