- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

sky silverstein

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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