- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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