- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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