What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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