- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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