- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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