Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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