Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Neil is a reterd.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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