How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Your Mom!!!

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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