- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

how do you win a game try your best

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