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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

black chicken. kfc

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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