- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

2 black kids walk into school

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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