Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Vote this down and get DOXED

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Dude man, I'm high...

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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