- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Women can vote? WTF

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

im not food

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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