- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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