An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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