Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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