- Anti Joke

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

A women walks into a kitchen.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken