If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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I need to start studying.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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