Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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What page are you on The gay page.

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where's mom I killed her

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Anyone can post anything.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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