Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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