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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

speak now or forever hold your pee

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.