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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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