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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

lewis=cardiac

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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