- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A van drives into a car.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

hahahahaha thats not funny

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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