- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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