Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Me

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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why did the man die? he was shot

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Diarrhea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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