- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

women's rights.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Women can vote? WTF

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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