- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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