Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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