Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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