XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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black people

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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