- Anti Joke

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Justin Bieber.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.