- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

knock knock i have diarrhea

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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