- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What do you call two dog? dogs

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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