knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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