- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Knock knock knock OCD

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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