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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Phew... it's gone.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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