whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

su algato es en fuego

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

i love to lick...

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

XD Jackass.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

who is really lanky? james cornish

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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