What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Yellow People !!

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

womens rights.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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