What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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