- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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