What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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