How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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This isn't funny.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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