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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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