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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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