Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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