what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

autistic kids rock

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

A woman walks into a bar.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Anti Joke

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