- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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