- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where's mom I killed her

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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