- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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