A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why are white people white? I don't know

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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