- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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