How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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9/11 my birthday

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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