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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What do we call Osama? Osama

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Democracy.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

learn. advance!

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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