- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

penis. nuff said.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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