why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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All of these jokes are about white people

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you will like this because i am black.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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