- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

roses are red poo is poo

Why so serious ?

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Women's rights

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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