Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Jebron Lames.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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