- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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