A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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i committed murder

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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