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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

binladin walks into the american seals

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

your mama so old, shes dead.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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