- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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