what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Women's rights

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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