- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Knock knock. Get out!!

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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