what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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