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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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