- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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