A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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