- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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