- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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