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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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